Jane: The Death of a Drag Queen

I Love When Epiphany Get Paid Sings This!

2010-03-11T15:22:00.000-05:00

2010 Prediction: Misty Meaner Makes Me Moisty

2010-03-10T18:28:00.003-05:00

I Predict...

Misty Meaner IS the next big drag queen. This bitch is flashy, fun, and out-of-control. I spent a little time last night at The Ritz for The Blonde Leading the Blonde (which was packed) - so Misty and I spent some time at the bar drinking tequila shots. After 20 shots or so...let's just say, I had a fabulous time. I loved Misty's surprise performance, and I believe I was caught on camera with Epiphany and Sherry discussing the size of Cry Baby Casey's penis.

Margaritas versus The Best Documentary

2010-03-07T22:57:00.005-05:00

Margaritas and burritos at Block Heads is quite possibly the best event ever. Now, I'm sitting my fat ass in front of the television, watching the Oscars. And what's bizarre - I don't watch television.

Television shows for me are background noise. I'd rather spend my time meditating, clearing my head, reading a book or even re-reading something I've invested myself into. Why would I sit in front of this box -- this box that controls my thoughts, limits my creativity, and eats my life up.

Why wouldn't I want to spend time sitting on the sidewalk, sipping a cool drink on an unseasonably warm winter day on the Upper East Side with friends?

But alas, all of these men in their tuxedos make me tingle. Beautiful men. Matt Damon. Gerard Butler. Jake Gyllenhall. Normatrons.

I Can't Stand...

2010-03-06T20:44:00.002-05:00

When people play with their phones and don't listen to me. Me Me Me!

Life

2010-03-05T17:44:00.001-05:00

Today has been quite an odd day. I spent a majority of the day running around trying to get a few new contracts signed, and I was also in search of several male models from Chelsea.

Tonight – I have The F Word at Rebel Nightclub. Tonight is the drag off, with guest hosts Sherry Vine, Greg and a whole cast of crazies. We’re celebrating Nancy Nosecandy, Yuhua Hamasaki AND Monique Fontaine’s birthday in my room, and god knows what’s going to happen.

I’m tired. I need to go drag shopping, then head uptown, then head downtown to get ready at Jonni Rendi’s apartment, pre-game, and hit up Rebel by 11:30 p.m. Frightening.

I haven’t listened to The Postal Service album in quite sometime. I re-downloaded it from Amazon.com today and I’ve been rocking out to it for a while. I took a little break and went shopping at H & M for some normatron clothing – and who did I run into? Mr. Joey Israel.

Joey had a fabulous party on Wednesday night, Suite 69, on top of the Ritz. It was definitely something, lots of nudity, hot men, fun people. It was worth the trip across town from my east side apartment.

My Gossip Column Article from AntiTwink.com

2010-03-05T17:19:00.005-05:00

Click on the image above to get all the gossip news

from AntiTwink and Jane Lane!

I'll See Each and Everyone of You This Evening: The F Word

2010-03-05T15:27:00.001-05:00

--The Post-Apocalyptic Drag Terrorists and Club Monsters Return--
--The Future Looks Bleak --
*-* Sex - Alcohol - Anal Bleaching - Drugs - Prostitutes*-*

A Mark Nelson & Michael 'Formika' Jones Production

Free Comped Entry when you let Johnny Quinlan & Roze Black know you're with the BIRTHDAY list at the door. (P.S. - Queens leave the attitude at the door or I've instructed Johnny or Roze to give you a futuristic bruise on your face).

The F* Word welcomes a special birthday EXTRAVAGANZA for Nancy Nosecandy, Yuhua Hamasaki, and Monique Fontaine!
Drug Addicts, Prositutes, and lots of "PRESENTS" to go around!

DRAG OFF Drag Competition to win $300 in CASH!!!!!!!
Contact MFJPARTIES@AOL.COM to register your act NOW!!!

Jane Lane's Fudgepacker's Lounge transforms in the Prostitutes and Rock Star Lounge for an evening with Jane Lane, Anthony, Nancy Nosecandy, Jonni Rendi, Ky-Kyle Brincefield, Heresy, Demanda Dahling, Tiana, Cry Baby Casey Poo, Jazmyne Black, Robin Hood, Jamesy B., Halliwell, PhDJ, The Fierth.com crew, Monique Fontaine, Josie Raler, Felicity Starr Dust, Evan & Erik, a Real Girl, and more!

DJ Nita's Fierce Howie Keck Room with hosts Adam Capuano & Oscar Apaydinli

DJ's Cazwell & Bill Coleman's F*cking Cage Room with Amanda Lepore
DJ Kindbud's Flawless Lounge with Joey Israel & Ricardo Studmuffin

Full Body Massage by James Orona + Fetching Video Booth w/ Francis Legge + Frisky GoGo Boys featuring Matthew Camp, JR, Anthony + Tommy G‚s Funky Fresh Lap dancers + Strike a posse baby as DexStar G hunts for Foto Sluts!

BarStars: Anthony, Andrzej, Doug, Sonny, Patrick, Javier, Jake, Jerod, Johnny & Will serve...

The F* Word Fridays
251 West 30th @ Rebel (7-8 avenues)

Jane Lane Is...

2010-03-03T20:47:00.003-05:00

I WAS ESTABLISHED

After my parents did it on a Jersey Shore beach. Trashy.

I AM

Gemini, a gender-terrorist, so much more than you, a complete rip-off, someone you need around, a user, addicted, an activist, a promoter

I MAKE

them good girls go bad, my family squirm, people come out of their shell

I DO

bad makeup, write about day-to-day activities in my journal and on my blog, talk shit, have a history

I DON'T

want to fuck you, listen, jerk off with my left hand, wear fake eyelashes

I HAVE

a personality disorder, a home in Los Angeles and New York City, tits

I LOVE

tattoos, the movie 'Savage Grace', singing Jesus Christ Superstar songs, sex, making out, manipulating people, making friends cry, The Wizard of Oz, drinking, hanging out with Ms. Lohan, The F Word, Sherry Vine, being a huge faggot

I HATE

boredom, people who don't listen to me, television, coming down, straight girls, San Francisco, straight-acting faggots, marriage, cooked mushrooms

I WOULD FUCK

-ing kill you. I'd have sex with all of you.

I LOOK UP TO

my boss, myself, Courtney Shane, Sherry Vine, Jonni Rendi

I HAVE BEEN SCENE WITH

Jonni Rendi, Chris Donathan, Luke Nero, Lenora Claire, H. Alan Scott, Leah Dubie, Amanda Lepore, Jerry O'Connell, Nancy Nosecandy, Ky-Kyle Brincefield, Michael Formika Jones, Cazwell, Epiphany Get Paid, Acid Betty, Sherry Vine, Francis Legge, Joey Arias, Raven Oh, Ladyfag, Kenny Kenny, Jun Nakayama, Richie Rich, Matthew Herra C, Demanda Dahling, Jazmyne Black, Brian Mills, Pony, Ernie Cote, Erika Toure Aviance, Jonny McGovern, Michael T., Jo Jo Baby, Mimi Imfurst, David Serrano, PhDJ, Dina Marie, King Ralphy, Tiana Reeves, Brandon Voss, Tony Fornabio, Logan Slaughter, Allanah Starr, Felicity Starr Dust, Tyler Stone, Lee Chappell, Holly Daggers, Celso, Missy Elliott, Heather Leigh West, Juan Fortino, Shequida and so many other gender fuckers, go-go boys and freaks! xoxo

Jane Lane and YouTube Team Up!

2010-03-02T13:30:00.001-05:00

Now that I've made it into the 21st century, I thought I'd create a YouTube channel for when I'm out recording a few naughty videos.

I have a videos already prepared for your viewing pleasure!

Thank GOD For American Idol

2010-03-01T19:23:00.002-05:00

His singing is NOT what I'm looking for, but these pictures are. As long as he keeps these shirtless pictures available, I'll continue to vote for him, over and over and over and over...

Bash Back: No to Gay Marriage

2010-03-01T19:19:00.001-05:00

When states legalize same-sex marriage they legislate sexuality, create possessive legal contracts structuring love, and assimilate queer identity into the capitalist order.

The F Word: Love from H. Alan Scott

2010-02-28T23:25:00.004-05:00

One of my favorite comedians, who just happens to be one of my best friends, H. Alan Scott, has recently been making the weekly trip with me to my favorite party to work at, The F Word. Every week, Amanda Lepore, Cazwell, Michael Formika Jones, Mark Nelson, Joey Israel, Matthew Camp, Francis Legge, J.R., Nita Aviance, DJ Kindbud, Lina, and all my crazy characters take over Rebel Nightclub for a night of music, makeup and naught naughty behavior.

Here's H. Alan on The F Word:

Worst Movie Ever: The Box

2010-02-28T23:12:00.003-05:00

It's truly tragic that a movie with James Marsden, the ultimate love of my life, along with Cameron Diaz, a fun and flirty actress, took part in a movie as shitty as The Box. The acting was fantastic, as they are excellent on film, but the storyline was just so awful. It involved outer space missions, a box, $1,000,000 dollars and a whole lot of, "This movie is so fucking stupid."

I really want my last two hours back.

xoxo - Jane

Goodnight and Goodluck, 2009

2009-12-22T16:04:00.003-05:00

Things have been so intense since I've returned to the city. I picked up promoting for The Blonde Leading the Blonde (Starring Epiphany Get Paid, Sherry Vine and DJ Johnny Dynell) along with King Ralphy. We held a wildly successful party on Halloween with Dina Marie and Daniel Nardicio, had a fantastic charity event for The Trevor Project, worked with Paisley Dalton and Cazwell to bring Bitch Ass Trick at The Bowery Electric, assisted Sherry Vine in her new video parody of Lady Gaga's 'Bad Romance', and I've picked up several projects for GaySocialites.com, Fierth.com and the wildly popular AntiTwink.com.

2010 is looking bigger and better. The F* Word will debut on January 1, 2010 at Rebel Nightclub. Not only will the regular cast of characters and misfits be joining us, but I have a few new boys and girls up my sleeve. Watch and see, I'll feature a few new kids on this site soon enough.

Any predictions for 2010? Will Jonni Rendi finally get his 'surgery'? Will Epiphany piss off MORE nightlife people? I can't wait, can you?

Don Hills Presents: Tyler Stone

2009-11-18T15:53:00.000-05:00

Electronic vocalist Tyler Stone debuts at Don Hills, Wednesday Nov 25th at 9:30pm. Tyler mixes high-octane electro-dance beats with power-rock guitar and glam-theater. His ironic indie dance track, "BUMP IN THE NIGHT" has hit the playlists of New York's dance club DJs. Catch him in his first NYC performance.

http://www.myspace.com/whoistylerstone

Don Hills, 511 Greenwich St (at Spring St)
http://www.donhills.com/events/2009/11/091125.html#NC

Wednesday November 25, 2009, Performance 9:30 p.m. *Sharp*
Doors 7 p.m., stay for GLAMDAMMIT Open Bar sponsored by Pabst Blue Ribbon 10-11pm
Cost: $10

For more Info/pics contact Holly Daggers/Wetcircuit
Mixtress@Wetcircuit.com

David Serrano to Release Pop Art Line

2009-11-16T18:17:00.003-05:00

Well-known New York DJ, David Serrano pulled me aside last night during his show with Sherry Vine at Barracuda to give me a sneak peak at his new 'Pop Art' line that he is working on. He put the images right out for me to see, and the first thing I thought was, "I'd hang that right on my wall."

What I found to be even more interesting is that Serrano is also planning on profiling several New York Nightlife King and Queens for his 'Pop Art' line. I feel like in a few weeks I'll be saying, "Acid Betty, Daniel Nardicio, Matthew Camp - collect them all."

Cheers David! Love that you branch out beyond DJ'ing. It's always fantastic to see peers tapping into every possible form of creativity they have from their pinky to their LARGE...brain.

xoxo

A Message of Hope and Horror

2009-11-16T11:35:00.001-05:00

Visit Anti-Twink.com and GaySocialites.com soon to see new work from the Trash Queen herself.

-xoxo Jane

BREAKING NEWS: Maybe DTox should Detox?

2009-11-10T17:37:00.002-05:00

BREAKING NEWS

It looks like another bar is about to make a grand exit from Manhattan. TQJ learned today that fantastic East Village DJ Seth Clark Silberman, better known as PhDJ was let go from DTox and that all of their drag talent had been let go as well.

After a solid year at DTox, working it, Seth was let go. I've heard similar issues about the new management from other top-notch nightlife friends, so sadly, at my good friend's expense, this isn't a shocker.

The Blonde Leading the Blonde Re-Launch this Wednesday

2009-11-10T10:02:00.002-05:00

This Wednesday, please join the talented, maniacal, always-live, always-entertaining Sherry Vine, Epiphany Get Paid and Johnny Dynell at Vlada. King Ralphy and myself, Jane, present the re-launch, this Wednesday at 11 p.m. The show is free, no lip-syncing, and is the only party to survive the Wednesday night massacre.

Any questions? E-mail Jane at JaneLaneNYC@gmail.com or King Ralphy at KingRalphy@gmail.com.

xoxo

Hello Today's Guy with an iPhone

2009-11-09T16:24:00.000-05:00

I'm a Fan

2009-11-09T16:09:00.004-05:00

Have you seen Try State Magazine?

I think you should know that it's worth every penny.

Erotic. Artistic. Creative. Genius.

High Fashion and Cocktails

2009-11-09T15:58:00.003-05:00

Because I'm such a fantastic community activist, I do have my hands in a few organizations that share their perks. I myself am a giving tranny and so I will now share with you an event you may enjoy this week.

BE SURE TO RSVP, BITCHES!

A Fornabio/Voss Weekend

2009-11-09T11:23:00.004-05:00

It's Monday, you know what that means. I'm hung over and started to feel the effects of my weekend. My hand is wobbling at the computer and my head feels fuzzy. I had fun.

FRIDAY

Friday I went to Rockit at Amalia. Giovanni stood at the door with a sharp eye and as usual, let us bypass the line. Giovanni is always such a sweet door person and he's just so damn hot! This was my first evening at Amalia (as the last time I showed up with Mr. Petey Pig who wreaked havoc on the patrons on the outside of the establishment) so I was ready to see what all the hype was. Well two minutes into Rockit I realized that I was auditioning for the role of sardine in the Amalia nightclub. Thank GOD for Epiphany who grabbed Jonni Rendi and I and we fled to the kitchen. Off a wig came, another wig went on. Damnit, I forgot Epiphany was actually working and this week it was Tony Fornabio's birthday. Tony is darling, so I couldn't just up and run, I HAD to figure out a plan. We passed through several rooms and made our way to the Voss/Fornabio birthday lair. I sent my birthday wishes, went into a panic and fled the scene to experience Mr. Black. Somehow I ended up in bed after a large binge of unknown substances at Demanda Dahling's Chelsea apartment. Rude.

SATURDAY

Treats. My how one night can make a world of difference. Scene: Providence, Club 57, a line down the street. The mega club is a mega hit! Brandon and Tony really turned THIS party into THE party. I was impressed. A little bit of trouble at the door, but Giovanni and Jonni Rendi took care of everything for me and I was inside. Brandon Voss, Tony Fornabio, Matty Maggicomo, Epiphany Get Paid, Acid Betty, D'Vina Christ, Malik So Chic, Josh Tjaden and me, Jane, took over that mother f*C#*$(er. Bottle service came quickly, the space was gorgeous, Epiphany was over the top and I truly enjoyed my evening.

Rockit at Amalia gets a C

Club 57 at Providence gets a B+

Can Cam Gigandet Be My New Boyfriend?

2009-11-09T09:38:00.002-05:00

Dear Cam,

Can I call you Cam? Are YOU what I've been missing since I've stopped going to the movies? Should I have my television set on all the time? You are beautiful, in the most normative sense of the word. WHAT-A-TREAT. Okay, okay, I'll calm down, but if you're in need of a massage, or just a shoulder to cry on, please let me know.

LAWD!

What to Do on a Friday in New York City

2009-11-06T21:21:00.003-05:00

What are you doing tonight? It's Friday in New York City and you're probably scratching your head. I recommend the following:

Rockit - Amalia, it doesn't leave a lot of room for the freaks, unless you know the right people. But tonight we celebrate the fantastic Tony Fornabio's birthday with the ultimate freak, Ms. Epiphany Get Paid. Have a few drinks, flash a smile and run out the door to...

Mr. Black - Now that The Hose has closed, Ernie Cote has moved his Freaky Disco to an appropriate home at Mr. Black. Find Johnny Sanford at the bar and enjoy all the makeup, drag queens and hipster pride that you can handle.

Sugarland - After you've died at Rockit and Mr. Black, gain one more life and make your way to Sugarland in Brooklyn. Make sure you have your passport and BIRTHDAY present because we are celebrating the beautiful and talented Lauren Howe as she turns 16!

LOVE YOU NIGHTLIFE. xoxo