Q. Who are you? Can I call you pig filth? Give me SOMETHING about you to work with!
A. During the day you’ll see me interviewing people about sex, drugs, and HIV in a pair of pants that forced my co-workers to change the dress code to include “no inappropriately tight clothing.” You might also catch me studying for my PhD, but I try to do that as rarely as possible! At night, you’ll find me following Baby Jane around and trying to keep her from punching you in the face. I act as de facto therapist for the trashy wonder, particularly when the only meds she takes that day are 25 shots of liquor!
Q. Thanks. Tell people something they'd NEVER want to know!
A. Baby Jane and I have pregame parties where we help all the kids get ready at my place. But...what you don't know is that I jerk off onto my desk when I masturbate. It's the only place I can do it. So... have fun when you’re playing DJ at my pregames!
Q. Preferred makeup? How do you get those dark circles...oh nevermind!
A. A HEAVY concealer for my facial hair that never wants to disappear… and cream paint. I love those dark colors! Fuck glitter!
Q. Jonni Rendi's Sexual Position?
A. Whip in hand.
Q. Jonni Rendi's Dream Job, BESIDES Hair Stylist?
A. A weekly takeover of New York City churches on Sunday mornings!
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