Ky-Kyle, let me hear a little about yourself.
Well, I moved from the great state of Indiana out of boredom, and had dreams of becoming a BIG CITY boy. My friends all think I'm a sex addict, but I disagree. I love everyone. I'm a kind-hearted, pot-smoking, man-chasin', dancing machine!
What's something that nightlife would NEVER know about you?
I seem to fall in love with every single boy I sleep with. You ALL have a place in my heart, even you Sticch!
All 345 of those boys? You love them ALL? Just kidding...sort of. So since you're having all this sex, what's your favorite sexual position?
To name ONE would be dishonorable.
What's your makeup of choice? Any tips?
I'm a firm believer that everyone should have on black eye liner. I don't care what brand, whatever brand is around, I'll use it. And maybe a gem or two in the eye, or on the face.
So when you're not pasting jewels to your face, or fucking your neighbor, what the fuck do you do?
I bartend at Ate Ave, Thursday through Sunday. I cocktail at Barracuda Tuesday through Thursday. My foture teller told me to start throwing parties, but she also basically told me that all my friends hate me. So to my 'friends', FUCK YOU ALL.
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kyle the drug addict? i thought this was supposed to be believable!
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