Sit Down and Preach with Shealita Babay!

Who the fuck are you? Tell us about you: Who the fuck am I? Like you don’t know you fat fuck, you’re the one who everyone calls my twin, cause your fat and do bad makeup, but some people know me as the wild and retarded but always honest Church Lady who hates faggots, dykes, blacks, latins and midgets, cause seriously who likes midgets? They are nothing but a example of gods revenge. But as for me on a personal level, I like butterscotch suckem candies, I like watching antique roadshow, setting up gay bashes, a lynchin or two before noon, and voting liberals out of office. Though you may think I’m a evil woman I actually quite nice and very sweet, like a diabetic pie. I really like to preach the word of the Lord, through my words or sometimes with my trusty crowbar and ski mask.

The kids want to know your makeup tips: Fuck off, you cant be beautiful like me. I’m a God Damn Lady! but my eyeshadows are dutch boy paint, I dip my fist in a can and punch myself repeatedly, whilst screaming “I HATE MY PENIS!!” in the name of King Jesus our Savior.

If you could kill anyone, but just one person in nightlife, who would you off?.. There are a lot of people I’d like to wake up and hear have passed during the night, but there is one particular person I do not care for at all, and that I would have the most pleasure hunting down with a knife has to be Anarexia, cause she fucks blacks and she has two left feet, a WICKED bad attitude, and no sense of fashion. She always looks like an Idiot.

Shealita, If you could afford an iPod, jokes...what's playing in your iPod right now? Patti Smith- Rock n Roll Nigger

What are your plans now that you've escaped rehab and returned to New York? People have all these plans to take over nightlife and all that bullshit, fuck New York night life, I just want a cocktail and make some people laugh at a faggots pain and expense. I don’t care if something is old or new, or hip and trendy. I like my booze cold, my dresses polyester, and my faggots dead hanging off a Fence. Fuck you and Fuck all you stupid clowns, I’m a Classy lady, a God Damn Christian Woman.