Meet Nancy Nosecandy, aka Matt Stetson

Q. What's your name again?
A. My name is Matthew Stetson, though some refer to me as Nancy Nosecandy (I swear I have absolutely no idea why!) You know me as the nearly naked boy in high heels prancing around the club to some atrocious song of the moment. I have a sick obsession with glitter and Britney Spears, so don't be surprised to get a handful of glitter in your face when you try to read me. The world needs a little more glitter, so come join the fantasy! And try to duck when I scream out that, "I live for my look!"

Q. Are you anorexic? You drink ALL the time, yet you still are extremely thin...I think I get why they call you Nancy... how are you so thin?
A. I think it carried over from when I was on the Varsity Tennis Team in high school. Apparently I used to enjoy outdoor (and daytime) activities that didn't involved drinking.

Q. I ask everyone, any makeup tips? Preferences?
A. Make-Up Forever. Period.

Q. When you're not drinking or putting on makeup, what position are you in, in the bedroom?
A. Bottom/Vers....so I couldn't decide if you meant that or something like doggie style....the kitchen counter is always a good one! Either way, bottoms up!

Q. Do you actually have a job in nightlife? Where do you go?
A. I am frequently found in all sorts of states around town, mostly Rush and Santos, but I dream of a dark basement that may or may not be leaking from the ceiling, filled with all of my friends. There is so much glitter in the air that nobody notices the rats running along the walls, and everyone has the time of their lives!

Socialite Trash Queen Matt Stetson can usually be found at any hot spot with Jonni Rendi, Ky-Kyle, Yuhua or me...Janey Laney! xoxo