Meet: Demanda Dahling

Who are you, you crazy person you? Well, born in Budapest, Demanda Dahling has performed worldwide in glamorous locales including Paris, Milan and Lake Tahoe. She currently resides in New York City where she inhales martinis, downs cigarettes and offers candy to young, impressionable boys. Her biggest pet peeve is sobreity, which after an attempt in 1995, claims to be the worst two hours of her life. A memoir of her nightclub antics, "Don't Piss in my Martini, Please!" was published under the psdeuonym Thomas Bistritz. She is possibly armed and dangerous.

What's something we'd NEVER know about you? I'm the third cousin, twice removed of Marlene Dietrich. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

The most important question...Makeup? The cheapest! It's all in the application, dahling.

Top or a Bottom? Well, I'm neither a top nor a bottom; I'm a side.


What the fuck do you actually do? By day, Demanda works as a *glamorous* receptionist at a Musical Theatre School (Read: lots and lots and lots of young, impressionable boys). She moonlights as a dysfunctional-functioning train wreck at any establishment brave enough to serve her another cocktail. She's currently looking for a venue to host her one (wo)man show, "Those Nights I Pissed Me Tights". Any takers?