Hate Mail from James Coppola Regarding My AntiTwink Column

For the five or six people read my column over at AntiTwink, though I'm guessing it's just a few more than that...I thought it might be interesting to read what I just received in my inbox.

James sent you a message.
--------------------Subject: hey asswipe.

i was not "ousted" from bon bon. if youre going to report to 5 people, get it right. i quit. i worked there for 3 weeks after the "reported scuffle".
thanks.

All in good fun James. Thank you for taking the time to clear up my gossip boo boo. I'm sure the 5 people who read my column will be pleased to see that this was all one big misunderstanding.

So Much Going On This Week!

The Hookies are this Friday at The F Word! The show begins early at 8:30 p.m., so get to Rebel... in your jock strap and let's kick off the sickest weekend of the year.

Saturday night, I'll be escorting Epiphany Get Paid, Jonni Rendi, and Nancy Nosecandy throughout the black party. We've been working on several looks over the course of a few months. I cannot wait to bottom my face off, just like last year. SexXx Party 2010! Wear a condom, be safe.

AIDS Walk is in high gear as well, as the official Sponsor Form is set to drop to participants this week.

I'll be recruiting a few additional volunteers to help Rock For Equality this week. If you can phone bank with us, please let me know. It'll be in the evening, dinner is provided.

I'll see all of you, tomorrow night, at VIG 27 for Sherrylicious with Sherry Vine. Tuesday evening, I'll be at The Ritz for The Blonde Leading the Blonde with Epiphany Get Paid, Sherry Vine and DJ Corey Tut! Wednesday looks like it'll be where I get my beauty sleep. Thursday is up in the air, and then the magic happens.

I'll see you this week.

Tonight Bitches! The F Word with Jane Lane

I Love When Epiphany Get Paid Sings This!

2010 Prediction: Misty Meaner Makes Me Moisty

I Predict...

Misty Meaner IS the next big drag queen. This bitch is flashy, fun, and out-of-control. I spent a little time last night at The Ritz for The Blonde Leading the Blonde (which was packed) - so Misty and I spent some time at the bar drinking tequila shots. After 20 shots or so...let's just say, I had a fabulous time. I loved Misty's surprise performance, and I believe I was caught on camera with Epiphany and Sherry discussing the size of Cry Baby Casey's penis.

Margaritas versus The Best Documentary

Margaritas and burritos at Block Heads is quite possibly the best event ever. Now, I'm sitting my fat ass in front of the television, watching the Oscars. And what's bizarre - I don't watch television.

Television shows for me are background noise. I'd rather spend my time meditating, clearing my head, reading a book or even re-reading something I've invested myself into. Why would I sit in front of this box -- this box that controls my thoughts, limits my creativity, and eats my life up.

Why wouldn't I want to spend time sitting on the sidewalk, sipping a cool drink on an unseasonably warm winter day on the Upper East Side with friends?

But alas, all of these men in their tuxedos make me tingle. Beautiful men. Matt Damon. Gerard Butler. Jake Gyllenhall. Normatrons.

I Can't Stand...

When people play with their phones and don't listen to me. Me Me Me!

Life

Today has been quite an odd day. I spent a majority of the day running around trying to get a few new contracts signed, and I was also in search of several male models from Chelsea.

Tonight – I have The F Word at Rebel Nightclub. Tonight is the drag off, with guest hosts Sherry Vine, Greg and a whole cast of crazies. We’re celebrating Nancy Nosecandy, Yuhua Hamasaki AND Monique Fontaine’s birthday in my room, and god knows what’s going to happen.

I’m tired. I need to go drag shopping, then head uptown, then head downtown to get ready at Jonni Rendi’s apartment, pre-game, and hit up Rebel by 11:30 p.m. Frightening.

I haven’t listened to The Postal Service album in quite sometime. I re-downloaded it from Amazon.com today and I’ve been rocking out to it for a while. I took a little break and went shopping at H & M for some normatron clothing – and who did I run into? Mr. Joey Israel.

Joey had a fabulous party on Wednesday night, Suite 69, on top of the Ritz. It was definitely something, lots of nudity, hot men, fun people. It was worth the trip across town from my east side apartment.

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