I Love When Epiphany Get Paid Sings This!

2010 Prediction: Misty Meaner Makes Me Moisty

I Predict...

Misty Meaner IS the next big drag queen. This bitch is flashy, fun, and out-of-control. I spent a little time last night at The Ritz for The Blonde Leading the Blonde (which was packed) - so Misty and I spent some time at the bar drinking tequila shots. After 20 shots or so...let's just say, I had a fabulous time. I loved Misty's surprise performance, and I believe I was caught on camera with Epiphany and Sherry discussing the size of Cry Baby Casey's penis.

Margaritas versus The Best Documentary

Margaritas and burritos at Block Heads is quite possibly the best event ever. Now, I'm sitting my fat ass in front of the television, watching the Oscars. And what's bizarre - I don't watch television.

Television shows for me are background noise. I'd rather spend my time meditating, clearing my head, reading a book or even re-reading something I've invested myself into. Why would I sit in front of this box -- this box that controls my thoughts, limits my creativity, and eats my life up.

Why wouldn't I want to spend time sitting on the sidewalk, sipping a cool drink on an unseasonably warm winter day on the Upper East Side with friends?

But alas, all of these men in their tuxedos make me tingle. Beautiful men. Matt Damon. Gerard Butler. Jake Gyllenhall. Normatrons.

I Can't Stand...

When people play with their phones and don't listen to me. Me Me Me!

Life

Today has been quite an odd day. I spent a majority of the day running around trying to get a few new contracts signed, and I was also in search of several male models from Chelsea.

Tonight – I have The F Word at Rebel Nightclub. Tonight is the drag off, with guest hosts Sherry Vine, Greg and a whole cast of crazies. We’re celebrating Nancy Nosecandy, Yuhua Hamasaki AND Monique Fontaine’s birthday in my room, and god knows what’s going to happen.

I’m tired. I need to go drag shopping, then head uptown, then head downtown to get ready at Jonni Rendi’s apartment, pre-game, and hit up Rebel by 11:30 p.m. Frightening.

I haven’t listened to The Postal Service album in quite sometime. I re-downloaded it from Amazon.com today and I’ve been rocking out to it for a while. I took a little break and went shopping at H & M for some normatron clothing – and who did I run into? Mr. Joey Israel.

Joey had a fabulous party on Wednesday night, Suite 69, on top of the Ritz. It was definitely something, lots of nudity, hot men, fun people. It was worth the trip across town from my east side apartment.

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I'll See Each and Everyone of You This Evening: The F Word

--The Post-Apocalyptic Drag Terrorists and Club Monsters Return--
--The Future Looks Bleak --
*-* Sex - Alcohol - Anal Bleaching - Drugs - Prostitutes*-*

A Mark Nelson & Michael 'Formika' Jones Production

Free Comped Entry when you let Johnny Quinlan & Roze Black know you're with the BIRTHDAY list at the door. (P.S. - Queens leave the attitude at the door or I've instructed Johnny or Roze to give you a futuristic bruise on your face).

The F* Word welcomes a special birthday EXTRAVAGANZA for Nancy Nosecandy, Yuhua Hamasaki, and Monique Fontaine!
Drug Addicts, Prositutes, and lots of "PRESENTS" to go around!

DRAG OFF Drag Competition to win $300 in CASH!!!!!!!
Contact MFJPARTIES@AOL.COM to register your act NOW!!!


Jane Lane's Fudgepacker's Lounge transforms in the Prostitutes and Rock Star Lounge for an evening with Jane Lane, Anthony, Nancy Nosecandy, Jonni Rendi, Ky-Kyle Brincefield, Heresy, Demanda Dahling, Tiana, Cry Baby Casey Poo, Jazmyne Black, Robin Hood, Jamesy B., Halliwell, PhDJ, The Fierth.com crew, Monique Fontaine, Josie Raler, Felicity Starr Dust, Evan & Erik, a Real Girl, and more!

DJ Nita's Fierce Howie Keck Room with hosts Adam Capuano & Oscar Apaydinli

DJ's Cazwell & Bill Coleman's F*cking Cage Room with Amanda Lepore
DJ Kindbud's Flawless Lounge with Joey Israel & Ricardo Studmuffin

Full Body Massage by James Orona + Fetching Video Booth w/ Francis Legge + Frisky GoGo Boys featuring Matthew Camp, JR, Anthony + Tommy G‚s Funky Fresh Lap dancers + Strike a posse baby as DexStar G hunts for Foto Sluts!

BarStars: Anthony, Andrzej, Doug, Sonny, Patrick, Javier, Jake, Jerod, Johnny & Will serve...

The F* Word Fridays
251 West 30th @ Rebel (7-8 avenues)

Jane Lane Is...

I WAS ESTABLISHED

After my parents did it on a Jersey Shore beach. Trashy.

I AM

Gemini, a gender-terrorist, so much more than you, a complete rip-off, someone you need around, a user, addicted, an activist, a promoter

I MAKE

them good girls go bad, my family squirm, people come out of their shell

I DO

bad makeup, write about day-to-day activities in my journal and on my blog, talk shit, have a history

I DON'T

want to fuck you, listen, jerk off with my left hand, wear fake eyelashes

I HAVE

a personality disorder, a home in Los Angeles and New York City, tits

I LOVE

tattoos, the movie 'Savage Grace', singing Jesus Christ Superstar songs, sex, making out, manipulating people, making friends cry, The Wizard of Oz, drinking, hanging out with Ms. Lohan, The F Word, Sherry Vine, being a huge faggot

I HATE

boredom, people who don't listen to me, television, coming down, straight girls, San Francisco, straight-acting faggots, marriage, cooked mushrooms

I WOULD FUCK

-ing kill you. I'd have sex with all of you.

I LOOK UP TO

my boss, myself, Courtney Shane, Sherry Vine, Jonni Rendi

I HAVE BEEN SCENE WITH

Jonni Rendi, Chris Donathan, Luke Nero, Lenora Claire, H. Alan Scott, Leah Dubie, Amanda Lepore, Jerry O'Connell, Nancy Nosecandy, Ky-Kyle Brincefield, Michael Formika Jones, Cazwell, Epiphany Get Paid, Acid Betty, Sherry Vine, Francis Legge, Joey Arias, Raven Oh, Ladyfag, Kenny Kenny, Jun Nakayama, Richie Rich, Matthew Herra C, Demanda Dahling, Jazmyne Black, Brian Mills, Pony, Ernie Cote, Erika Toure Aviance, Jonny McGovern, Michael T., Jo Jo Baby, Mimi Imfurst, David Serrano, PhDJ, Dina Marie, King Ralphy, Tiana Reeves, Brandon Voss, Tony Fornabio, Logan Slaughter, Allanah Starr, Felicity Starr Dust, Tyler Stone, Lee Chappell, Holly Daggers, Celso, Missy Elliott, Heather Leigh West, Juan Fortino, Shequida and so many other gender fuckers, go-go boys and freaks! xoxo

Jane Lane and YouTube Team Up!

Now that I've made it into the 21st century, I thought I'd create a YouTube channel for when I'm out recording a few naughty videos.

I have a videos already prepared for your viewing pleasure!